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On Periods: Let’s put this shit to bed right now: Women don’t lose their minds when they have period-related irritability. It doesn’t lower their ability to reason; it lowers their patience and, hence, tolerance for bullshit. If an issue comes up a lot during “that time of the month,” that doesn’t mean she only cares about it once a month; it means she’s bothered by it all the time and lacks the capacity, once a month, to shove it down and bury it beneath six gulps of willful silence.

brandnewuniverse:

Clint Barton + text posts pt 2

because he was made for this

So why does Cracked CONSTANTLY push Feminist propaganda so hard? And let's not bullshit ourselves. You do. Just yesterday you published five articles. Two specifically referenced either Feminism or Feminist backed statistics. Conversely whenever you cover anything related to the opposition you not only mislead about their views... you straight up fucking lie about them and people let you get away with it because you're a "humor magazine". So I'm wondering why you propagandize *so hard*. Why? mr-cappadocia

sorenbowie:

jetpackexhaust:

codyjohnston:

thisdanobrien:

hereinidaho:

Because we’re true believers! 

Let me take this moment to say how Cracked could have gone another direction 7 or 8 years ago, a more Maximy, Booby Gallery of the Day direction if not for the steadfast resistance of David Wong and Jack O’Brien. I barely acknowledge the side that opposes feminism, but Wong goes out of his way to understand people who are mad at feminists, and he writes about those views with more sensitivity and understanding that I could ever muster. 

To sum up: We don’t have an explicit agenda but if one comes across, It’s not one I’m ashamed of. 

Kristi is a liar. I remember the meeting where the Cracked brain trust sat down and was like “From now on let’s occasionally post articles that either directly or conspiratorially tangentially support equal rights for women so we can accomplish our ultimate end goal: Hack into the penis of every man and make it a smaller penis, or a penis that is otherwise laughable for a different reason upon which we all agree. It almost sounds TOO easy,” Jack said, as he (via the mainframe) hacked a young Robert Brockway’s penis. “I think my wife deserves my respect,” the now-neutered Brockway yelped.

#LaughablePenisRights

#NotAllLaughablePenises

It is weird that we do it so constantly, when everybody knows that people only deserve equal rights and treatment between the hours of4 and 7 pm on alternate February the 29ths. At first we worried that we couldn’t cover it all with our current propaganda budget, but we were able to transfer some funding to supporting feminism from our “Don’t be an asshole” budget because it turns out they overlap completely.

Look, I get it buddy. You’re pissed off because you’ve tried to be a good person your whole life and still you feel like you’ve been consistently stripped of the things you thought were guaranteed , and now there is a whole organized movement saying you still have too much, that you, just trying to live your life, is an affront to an entire gender. That’s a shitty feeling, but here’s the thing: no one is actually trying to take anything from you. That sickening feeling you have that your being robbed of basic human rights, there are people around you in your life who are feeling a worse version of that everyday. If you don’t believe me, look at any of the secret camera videos women have taken on the street to catch the verbal abuse they suffer, listen to any of the stories of guys who touch women on crowded trains and then smile at them as they leave because they know there’s nothing she can do about it, read any of the millions of accounts from human beings about the exhausting and demoralizing abuse they put up with every day. And you might not be the guy making them feel that way, I hope you’re not, but holy shit, you can actually help. You can help other people instead of standing in their way because it feels like another inconvenience. Finally, even if the absolute worse case scenario is true: this is one big conspiracy, Cracked and feminists and a huge chunk of the Internet are villainizing men unfairly and creating a culture where you’re no longer allowed to even voice your opinions without people getting angry- even if all of that is true- isn’t that worth preventing an inarguably high percentage of sexual abuse and dangerous objectification of your daughter/ your sister/ your wife? 

Not all the stabs at equality will be smart, or entirely on point or even helpful. This form of feminism is new, chillingly new for how long this shit has been going on, and not everyone is good at it yet, but holy shit, friend, how can you argue against the aim of basic respect for another human being?

XOXO,

Soren

Soren Bowie, on point as usual. What a decent human being.

comicbookwomen:

Harley Quinn #12 by Amanda Conner

Wonder Woman #34 Selfie Variant by Terry Dodson

Wonder Woman #34 Selfie Variant by Terry Dodson

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Tom Hiddleston | ALS Ice Bucket Challenge [x]

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Second night back at Derby training

Ugggghhh. My muscles ache. Muscles I didn’t even use ache.

I did get compliements on my anti-Derby direction crossovers. A lovely lass said she looked up at me and was confused. She thought I did them so smoothly, it looked like I was doing it normally [i.e. Derby direction]. I, of course, replied it’s the only time I’d ever look normal.

Really need to get my fitness up though. I can’t do push ups properly. I’m getting lazy.

gaygardner:

Text post meme - GL:TAS Guy Gardner
(screencaps via bentfire)

SAINT WALKER | ATROCITUS | BLEEZ 
still have some more on the way!

My new #funko #fabrikations #harleyquinn #dccomics ♥

My new #funko #fabrikations #harleyquinn #dccomics ♥

nevertoomanyspiders:

dancingcoyote:

gothiccharmschool:

Beetlejuice the animated series is FINALLY coming to DVD!
“We are excited about this new opportunity with Warner Bros. MADtv and BEETLEJUICE are two highly entertaining television properties with a large fan following. We look forward to presenting these two series on DVD and sharing them with a new generation of fans,” state the Shout! Factory founders.”

IM SCREAMING I HAVE PRAYED FOR BEETLEJUICE TO BE RELEASED ONTO DVD FOREVER

OMG yes pls
kierongillen:

The WicDiv fanart really does make my heart go boom. I’m going to start tagging it all so it’s easier to find on my blog.

kierongillen:

The WicDiv fanart really does make my heart go boom. I’m going to start tagging it all so it’s easier to find on my blog.

(Source: qludwigart)

Framed my #adamhughes #blackcanary
#dccomics

Framed my #adamhughes #blackcanary
#dccomics

I don’t want to be
the other half of your soul.
I want to be the one
who reminds you
that you’re already whole.

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